I wrote this book in English instead of American and look where it has got me. The Book Excellence Awards are a Canadian organization, still faithful to Her Majesty, as we Australians are. This is my eighth "Finalist" award in various competitions and categories, and you have to think I will get to the top of the class one day. I haven't been lazy during this pandemic, and will soon have another offering for my humour-starved fans - a volume of short stories which are unbelievable; totally unbelievable.