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Here’s a collector’s item for you: the original dust jacket for my book before the moral majority stepped in and nobbled the designer’s best efforts. I’m sorry Ben, but the Americans just didn’t know what to do with a gal who had four breasts. Evidently they were unaware that all Schmoo gals were so endowed.

Of course, this will not interfere with the expected charge to obtain copies of this thrilling page-turner and I know a little nudity will not discourage my most fervent fans. Of course, there are some of you who have decidedly different tastes in women, so it is best you scrutinise the alternatives. The Miss Universe pageant on the lovely island of Bohol gave the world the opportunity to see some crumpet from other parts of the solar system. It’s pretty raunchy stuff.

Written by: Gerry Burke
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