Isn’t it always the way? You meet some aliens from outer space and find them to be charming, personable, erudite and eminently sociable. Then the nastiness kicks in and you have to chastise yourself for being so gullible.

The Schmooans come from a planet that is widely recognized as the last stop before heaven and, if it wasn’t for their impressive sporting ability, they may never have come to Earth. However, the Intergalactic Games don’t come around that often and who could pass up an opportunity to strut their stuff? Of course, this is only the start of my new novel and I am generous in giving you that much.

I did mention, last month, that I would introduce my new hero Cal Swift to you and, although I have done that, his details are limited. After all, we don't want to give him a swelled head. Why don't you just go online and buy the book and be the first in your street to purchase same?

Yes, The Replicants are now live online and would love to snuggle up in bed with you. They are actually quite cuddly for green people.